Monday, March 27, 2006

Vegas, the recap

Thursday:
The luscious Bri arrives at my door looking good enough to snack on. We leave to meet the peeps and begin the drive to the motherland. 15 MINIs made the trip up together. More would arrive later. The music was groovin'; Geto Boys (Damn, it feels good...), Maroon 5, and even a touch of Evanescence.
A restroom in Kingman had a selection of sexual needs in the ladies room. For .75 cents we sashayed off with some numbing lubricant and a lucky coin.
Friday:
Woke up earlyish and had a breakfast buffet with 19 of my closest friends. We then picked up on some hotties in the parking garage. More on them later. ;)
Then it was off to the M&M store where we stocked up on some much needed nutritional staples. I got my thong pulled up over my head while we walked on the strip and I held hands with two girls. All in all a fine afternoon. Ouch!
Friday afternoon we went on a fun run to Red Rock whateverucallit. I should mention that as we were lining up to go we saw "the hotties" again and invited them to join us. They accepted and so began our adventure with "K" and "M". On the way we saw a suicidal, horny donkey and a whole lotta MINIs. We discussed everything from deep tissue massage to stalker redheads. That evening was the famous "strip cruise" when every MINI there lined up to drive along LV Blvd whilst honking and yelling at pedestrians. Good times!
After the cruise, Bri and I met up with K and M for a night of debauchery. We saw some artwork, ran 2 blocks from security (I have the blisters to prove it) and motored. We developed friendships and private jokes that will never get old! I got to see Bri soaking wet in her underwear and two topless boys. Or should I say muscular men. Went to sleep around 4 am.
Saturday:
Woke up around 9 and went to breakfast with Bri and Biff. Then it was time for the joke we had planned to play on our friend Chris. We made shirts for a group of us that said "I SLEPT WITH CHRIS ____ (last name excluded here to protect him)." We put them on under our jackets and when we were all together we handed him HIS shirt which said " I AM CHRIS ___". Then we made him put the shirt on. He was perplexed. All at once we revealed our shirts. He had a grin from ear to ear most of the day. People kept stopping us to read our shirts and he felt like a stud everywhere we went.
After that we decided to go on the Poker Run. We had really bad cards, but it was fun anyway.
That night was the big banquet which was quite fun. Bri took off with the hotties and I hung out with the MINI peeps. Biff and I ran over to the Golden Nugget for souvenirs, but didn't find anything. Then we got a little tipsy and walked around our hotel casino where I won $40!!! Yay!
Went to bed at 3 am.
Sunday: last day :(
Got up at 8 and made it to the farewell breakfast just in time for it to be over. We grabbed some muffins and bagels and got ready to leave LV. Only had a second to say goodbye to the hotties. Hope they keep in touch.
Bri got to drive the MINI for a while and we finally made it back home. I am still tired today, but life goes on.
We had 25 MINIs there from our club. Cool! Waiting on pix...

6 Opinions

Blogger Defunct Lisa said...

WOW!!! Did I miss alot!!

Yes, I would have to say HOTTIES!!

Caught glimpse and I was impressed!!

also waiting for pics.... come ON yellowmini.... get it together!!!

5:20 PM  
Blogger Defunct Lisa said...

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5:21 PM  
Blogger bri said...

yeah lisa, was very sad to see so little of you!! :(

7:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey there lovely! It's just too easy! : ) - "K"

7:40 PM  
Blogger bri said...

aw i see how it is... can't say hi to me "K" :-P

8:04 PM  
Blogger bri said...

u must post pics of that lucky coin...

1:34 PM  

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