Friday, February 24, 2006

theories


OK, let's discuss Tom Leykis.
This muthafucka really hates women. In particular, large women, older women, women with vaginas, etc.
Let's think about why this could be.
Theory #1
He hasn't had any sex lately.
Theory #2
He was brutally rebuffed by a fat, old chick.
Theory #3
He is trying to be Howard Stern, who seems to really enjoy putting women down (while claiming to love them).
Theory #4
He is just an old, fat guy who is BITTER!

Yeah, that's what I thought.

2 Opinions

Blogger Brian said...

You left out the option that he could just be a douchebag.

Also, what's the status on the pics? :-)

1:01 PM  
Blogger brianna said...

GAH! that is one ugly dude. he definitely hates women because they laugh at him. MY EYES!!

8:48 AM  

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