I can't believe it's not butta...

Why am I addicted to chick lit? Is it because the stories have happy endings? Predictable tales of single women on the search for a man. Not Fabio romances, but clever books with normal "heroines".
I suppose it is because they sound a lot like me. Highly intelligent, gorgeous, shapely, successful women (yes, it's all true) who go through a series of Mr. Wrongs til they inevitably wind up with their best guy friend. Yeah, that sounds exactly like me. Now are there any highly intelligent, gorgeous, bubble-butted, successful men out there that want to be my best friend?
Waiting...