Fun with Illustrator

Learning a new program and Biff is so bored while I am amused for hours on end.
:)

My New Phone

Ain't it schnazzy?

so tired

of all the inconsiderate assholes who work in my building with me.

of all the smokers dumping their ashtrays in parking lots.

of people leaving trash anywhere they damn please.

of people who smoke right near doorways when the law now prohibits it.

of the roofers working at my condos who left pop cans and snack wrappers all over my patio.

of the rich assholes buying fancy townhouses next door who think they have the right to park in OUR covered spots whenever they come to visit.

of people driving so sloooow in the left lanes of freeways/ highways, etc.

just tired. this world is going to hell. no one can save us. people are too busy having tons of kids they ignore and doing tons of drugs.

When did it become cool to go to jail or rehab?

What is this?

Biff thinks it's a taco man. I think it's a lemon wedge.