Wednesday, May 31, 2006

iPod storage

I just HATE it when I have nowhere to put my iPod when I'm a strollin' along the beach. Doesn't my ass look juicy?
Yeah, that is so not me, but I thought a nice booty shot would entice my male readers to comment.

C'mon C'mon!

Life just got a little bit funnier. A little bit raunchier. And yes, more worth living. Is is love? A new pair of jeans? NO!
It's Rescue Me, back for the 4th season.
Aaah, it's good to be alive.
Plus the theme song is so good, I had to download it. ROCK ON!!

Tuesday, May 30, 2006


What do we call two people who used to non date, then dated, then broke up, then were just friends who rarely spoke to friends with benefits to friends who hang out as if dating again?
That my friends is what we are.
I don't mind ONE bit.

Sunday, May 28, 2006


There is this great website you should all check out. Here is a little example of some other work you can see there. The Nicole skeleton pic is from there too.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Superman is a jerk

See it here.
kinda long, but you have time right?

Tuesday, May 23, 2006


and sadly true.

Monday, May 22, 2006

totally bored

I have nothing to say. Nothing.
Well maybe just one thing. Or two.
Nah, nothing.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

The Recap

OK, Dusty needs to lose some weight, go on glucosamine, and if he continues to have problems, go to an orthopedic vet. He basically has bad arthritis in his rear knees. Poor thing. :(

Dusty the cat

Has a bum leg! I took him to my vet on Monday for his annual checky up and told her he was having some trouble walking and jumping up on things. She felt his legs and joints and said it all felt fine and I should get him on some glucosamine for joint repair.
Well, last night he was hobbling around here like some old geezer and I touched his right foot and he FUH REAKED! So I called the vet and she said bring him in for Xrays, so I am on my waaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Wish us luck!

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

America's Next Top Model is.....

I knew it! I told ya so! I so glad!

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Boring Day

So I have this boring day because my early clients canceled and now I go in at 3pm. So I went to lunch with B. and now I am coloring because she gave me a present. She got me this. And a Hello Kitty coloring book which made it possible for me to find this site as I was looking for pictures to link. Interesting. I like "Trans kitty" the best.
Watch for the bulge, peeps.
In other news I thinkI am going to get the Cooper S gas cap conversion kit. Turns this into this. Ohhh, pretty! Shiny! That was Chris K's MINI. You may remember him from such hits as "I slept with Chris K".
Well tomorrow night is the season finale for ANTM. Stay tuned to the deetour for all my usual ranting and raving, especially if Danielle doesn't win.


How could they allow this bimbo to get a MINI???


Sunday, May 14, 2006


Friday, May 12, 2006


Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Have we talked about Kate?

Well we simply MUST! I adore her. I think she is one of the few actresses out there that really has a great body. The others would be J-Lo and Beyonce. Anyway, it makes me feel better when I see realistic women's bodies out there. We can't all have cocaine for lunch. It would make the day more fun, but it is WRONG! Sorry bout that picture. That is just so sad.

It's down to three

ANTM was on tonight. I yelled at the top of these spongy lungs when I heard that once again Jade has been spared the ass kicking she truly deserves. I think it is obvious that Sara needed to go home, but why couldn't Jade go home first? WHY???? I love love love Danielle. She should win.
In other news, Tyra should NOT wear filmy see throughish pants. That is all.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

For those who have never seen this picture


Why is this even happening?
First of all, when did lace trimmed leggings with oversize belted T shirts come back? Last time I saw these looks, I was rockin some pretty high bangs.
Second of all, she is a famous hot celebrity and he looks gross. He is wearing the nastiest shoes I have ever seen with the scruffiest, tapered, um black jeans (which again, outdated). What makes her think she can't do better? Believe me sweetie, you can.
Ugh, he looks homeless and she looks horrible.
Stop doing drugs people, it makes you do bad things.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Hear me now people

No one believes me but I think a MAJOR terrorist thingee is going to happen on 6-6-06. You've seen it here first. Don't go anywhere or do anything on this day. Especially if there is a sale at Tilly's. Do not go to Tilly's, especially if you are my size. Stay home. Hide under covers. Watch news all day.


Sunday, May 07, 2006

Coyote Ugly

Totally got hooked on the CMT show about the search for the ultimate Coyote Ugly girl. There is this one hot chick, Tessa, who I hope wins it. I don't even knw when this show is ON since I caught a marathon of sorts today. I'll have to find out, cuz for some reason I care about it.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Fuzzy Feet

Fuzzy feet won't let me be
Fuzzy feet all in my grill
fur coated appendage
let me touch you
you are so soft
and deadly

Monday, May 01, 2006

Knit gauchos

Anyone who has been out in public with me knows how I feel about these disgusting things. Yet, people continue to buy them, not realizing that every dimple on their ass is on display.

You may work out, you may be the size of a pencil, I don't care, these pants are NOT flattering. To ANYONE!!!

Please stop buying them and ladies if you MUST wear white ones, please wear a thong or skin tone undies. We can see EVERYTHING and I repeat, it's NOT pretty!