Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Why Amy? Why?

What an IDIOT!!!

Tuesday, May 22, 2007


My refrigerator has incontinence. Is it the beginning of the end?

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Cookie Diet

Just read this thing about the cookie diet where you only eat one meal a day, dinner, and you have six cookies that have all sorts of amino acids and whaetgrass or some shit in tem. They are not good cookies, not the ones I want to eat.
I propose we start the devil dog, ding dong, or SuzyQ diet. This is a diet I know I would stick to.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007


Ever since I bought the elliptical machine I have really put some effort into consistently working out. Recently a client of mine dropped off some exercise videos for me to try.
I have been alternating doing at least 20 minutes on the elliptical every other day and the next day doing a video. I am working up to 30 minutes on the machine.
Tonight's selection...45 minutes of Gunnar Peterson's Core Secrets. How those women, his back up ballers :), keep their smiles plastered on is beyond me. I was doing anything but. In fact I was doing quite the opposite of smiling. Not quite a frown, more of a grimace with some tears thrown in for good measure.
Sp after a grueling session where I almost toppled over several times, the horror ended. Now I sit here, covered in a film of my own sweat, NOT Biff's, and I wonder.....will it help? Is it worth it?
I'll keep you posted.
BTW, Victoria's Secret thong underwear does NOT stay put whilst you wiggle around on a ball of sunshine dust.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

hello there old chappy

You're looking rather splendid this evening...

4 Steps away

You know that six degrees of separation game? Well today I found out that I am 4, that's right FOUR steps away from Christina Aguilera.
My client Kara is doing an internship with Geffen records and actually works for that guy Ron Fair who was the producer of Christina's last album.

In fact, I could be 4 steps away from anyone he has produced, like Vanessa Carlton, the Pussycat Dolls, Fergie, and soon to be working with Ashlee Simpson.

I will allow you to speak to me.