Tuesday, January 31, 2006

See? It DOES ruin lives...

3 brothers in trouble after watching porn at drive-thru

Associated Press
Jan. 31, 2006 01:50 PM

BRYAN, Texas - Want fries with your porn? Police report three brothers are in trouble with the law for watching an X-rated DVD in a fast food drive-thru lane.

Investigators say the men were watching porno on a ceiling mounted screen in their vehicle. The woman in the car behind at them at a McDonald's filed a complaint with police.

The driver, 23-year-old Thomas Nicholas Godoy, has been cited for obscene display. But 24-year-old Jose Godoy Junior had three arrest warrants for failing to appear in court and was busted.

The third brother, 21-year-old Rito James Godoy, was arrested after police say they found part of a joint in the car's ashtray.

Saturday, January 28, 2006


So yesterday I was on my hamster wheel and I hear this BANG! from the bathroom.
I runneth in there after wondering what it could be for about 30 seconds.
What I find is that the innocent faced cat had dragged his food dish from it's perch atop the bathroom countertop to the floor.
He sat happily next to it with a SMIRK on his little...hairy...dammit...cute face.
"Feed me NOW!!!" he said in his strangly cat screechy song.
I got back on the treadmill and fed him after my time was up.
Yeah, that's right bitch! When I AM READY YOU WILL EAT!

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

"why can't I quit you?"


Tuesday, January 24, 2006

I love it!

Monday, January 23, 2006

After reading master b's blog about this genealogy site where you plug in a picture of you and they match you with a celebrity, I had to try it. I used two different pictures and here is what came up.

carrie-anne moss
Christina Ricci
cameron diaz
penelope cruz
kate winslet
julianne moore

other pic
katie holmes
natalie portman
elisha cuthbert
juliette binoche
ava gardner
angelina jolie
naomi watts

u try it. and laugh WITH me, not AT me!
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  • Sunday, January 22, 2006

    Bareback Mtn.

    Just saw Brokeback Mtn. for a second time. The first time was with the ever masculine Biff, who winced at all the right moments. Then again tonight with the scrumptious Bri.
    I must say, it was a damn fine flick. Where else can you watch two hotties, although Heath has no ass and a weird voice, carry on in such a way? I am willing to bet there are no hot, masculine type men in gay pornos.
    Anyway I just love me some Jakey poo. He is a FINE specimen of a man. No one can compare to my Biff though. Even my Mom said he was just the cutest thing tonight at dinner. Poor Biff, I thought he was going to burst in embarrassment. :)-

    Thursday, January 19, 2006


  • don't let the innocent face fool you

  • He is hungry and he wants everyone to know it. Ever since I started splitting his meals into morning and night, he has decided that scratching at the bedroom door and singing to me in the morning, starting at 6 am, is going to get me to feed him earlier. WRONG!! I have the power to ignore him and turn my sound machine waaaay up. HA!

    Wednesday, January 18, 2006

    Dee is known for

    I am playing stoopidgirl's game. You type "_____is known for*" (the blank part being your name or whatever) and all these funny things come up about people with that name.
    For example:
    Dee is known for her tact, often amazing her co-workers.

    Dee is known for her great sense of humor, which has served her well in her
    ministry, and in her counseling and volunteer work. She enjoys fly-fishing, ...

    Dee is known for her positive attitude and inspirational style. hahahahahahahahaa....right.

    Dee is known for her hat collection.

    Dee is known for her Great Smile and Famous Laugh!

    Dee is known for her realistic animal carvings.

    Dee was known for her short marriage to pop singer Bobby Darin.

    Dee is known as one of the pioneers of contemporary Ugandan Music.

    You guys should try this.

    Monday, January 16, 2006

    I'm a bad girl...

    and I like it that way. Yes, I drive like a maniac. I have somewhere to be. Don't you?
    However I didn't have any particular place to be on Sunday when I joined 12 MINIs on a little Sunday drive.
    120 mph later, I can't seem to stop smiling. That little car impressed me very much. It's not even an S, but you can be going 85 and still accelerate as if you were going 45. Power to spare and yes, I like it that way.
    Buy a MINI, my friends...you will never regret it.

    Tuesday, January 10, 2006


  • she did it

  • So can I. Let's see how many comments I can get. Hopefully at least five.
    Ready? Set? Comment.

    Hello Brian

  • misellania

  • Let's welcome Brian to the world of blogging. An old, dear friend of mine. Maybe a shout out will encourage him to keep blogging. Maybe we can even convince him to get a MINI. Prob not, but it was worth a shot.

    Sunday, January 08, 2006


    So I just downloaded the 34 song Barry Manilow library from iTunes. Yes, I know you are laughing, but for any Jewish girl growing up in Brooklyn in the 70's this is a must have. Holla back girls!

    Wednesday, January 04, 2006

    ok, one more

    bad mood reason #2

    for·get P Pronunciation Key (fr-gt, fôr-)
    v. for·got, (-gt) for·got·ten, (-gtn) or for·got for·get·ting, for·gets
    v. tr.
    To be unable to remember (something).
    To treat with thoughtless inattention; neglect: forget one's family.
    To leave behind unintentionally.
    To fail to mention.
    To banish from one's thoughts: forget a disgrace.
    Informal. To disregard on purpose. Usually used in the imperative: Oh, forget it. I refuse to go!

    I have a client who is on my last nerve right now. Listen, two confirmation messages the day before plus her calling me to reconfirm and then forgetting to show up?? I do not understand people who forget things because I write EVERYTHING down in my little book. I even write things in there that may be stupid because not only do I get a thrill out of crossing things off a list once they are done, but I don't want to FORGET to do anything.

    bad mood reason #1

    pro·cras·ti·nate P Pronunciation Key (pr-krst-nt, pr-)
    v. pro·cras·ti·nat·ed, pro·cras·ti·nat·ing, pro·cras·ti·nates
    v. intr.
    To put off doing something, especially out of habitual carelessness or laziness.

    v. tr.
    To postpone or delay needlessly.

    I have no patience for this.

    Sunday, January 01, 2006

    Hanukkah bootie

    I got this furry vest for Hanukkah.
    I also got some luggage. It came with the promise of some overseas travel. Yay!!
    Not exactly this, but hot orange! :)
    Thanks Biff! You're too good to me!